HAPPY JESUS FAMILY 2012 INDEX [i]

Number of new family members: 3 (Jack, Calvin and Owen)

Number of visits to the emergency room: 2

Percentage of ER visits that were by adults: 100

Number of screws in Darwin’s foot: 8

Weight of Owen Elliott Feliz Henry at birth: 7.2 lbs

Owen’s weight at 4 months: 17.7 lbs

Number of nights Oliver has slept in his own bed: 233

Number of countries visited: 5

Portion of the family that thinks that they’ll win the lottery: 1/4

Number of lottery tickets purchased: 0

Percentage of the family that is happy with the outcome of the election: 100

Number of bad words Oliver learned watching the debates with his mommy: 4

Number of times Oliver has repeated those words: 1

Percentage of neighbors that are happy that we bought and fixed up the neighborhood crack house: 100

Number of injuries grandpa sustained fixing up the house: 7

Average time (minutes) it takes Oliver to go to sleep every night: 90

Average time (minutes) that Sarah spends trying to convince Oliver to sleep: 30

Number of days that we spent laughing: 365

Percentage of the time that Oliver remembers what has been said: 100

Number of hours before Owen first cried: 36

Number of books read: 3,650

Rank of “why” among the most common answers Oliver gives when asked anything: 1

Number of hours that Sarah was in labor: 1.5

Portion of the family that loves animated movies: 2/4

Number of times Owen smiles daily: 350

Number of plays attended: 5

Number of visitors from the Dominican Republic: 4

Total number of nights with visitors in the house: 207

Number of times that Quisqueya has asked for a new family: 365

Average time (minutes) that Quisqueya gets walked a day: 25

Number of days we’re grateful for our wonderful family and friends: 365

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[i] Figures cited are the latest available as of December 2012. Disclaimer: Sarah has a tendency towards hyperbole.